No Weddings and a Funeral

What is it about getting married that makes everyone out to kill you? Just over the course of the past 72 hours, I can count at least 4 people who've tried to kill amber jean and/or myself. I realize that there are a lot of stupid drivers out there, but this seems a bit excessive to me.

For crying out loud, people, can't you at least wait until Monday?!

Speaking of the wedding, it's only 5 days away. So please, if you haven't RSVP'd yet, send me a message or e-mail ASAP to let us know whether or not you'll be attending!

Mother Trucker!

Okay, make it 5.

If professional truck drivers are so well-trained, why can't they figure out how not to drive like raging lunatics and assholes? First off, how about not merging right over top of my car? Just because you have more axles than brain cells doesn't mean you're entitled to my lane. Secondly, halfway into the other lane is NOT the appropriate time to turn on your turn signal to let everyone know you're moving over. The purpose of the turn signal is to let other drivers know what you're ABOUT to do, not what you've just done.

And third, stay out of the fast lane. Period. You can be in any other lane, but do not enter the left-most lane for any reason. No, I couldn't care less if you're passing. Regardless of how fast you think you're going, it's slower than the cars on the road with you. (And if it's not, slow the hell down! You're a truck!) There is no excuse for forming a truck road block on the highway to keep everyone from passing you. Stay the hell out of the way. There is no valid reason for a truck to be in the left lane unless it's taking an upcoming left exit. And if you're driving in the left lane when there's room to move over to the right, you're an idiot, and I hope you jackknife.

KainX
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Posted at 18:30:12 UTC